10. For the Confident Man

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Not only do you have to pee into the face of a terrifying gargoyle that looks like something out of “The Devil’s Advocate,” but you also have to inspect yourself from every possible angle at the same time. Score +1 for STD inspection, but still wouldn’t use this one.

9. For The Weary Man

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Head rests AND some target practice? This place is all class. Just watch out for the hair gel.

8. For The Man Who Likes A Challenge

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While we’re 90 percent sure that this image is photoshopped, we appreciate someone who presents a challenge. Now hold my beer.